My friend Lucy comments that the big stars have management and lackeys who carry their stuff around and arrange all the bookings. Yeah, one of the sayings in the band (and probably other bands) was “you know you’ve made it when someone else is carrying your stuff”.
Thumper writes, “You know I love you for more than just your pretty face.” Thumper, of course, being her code name. She didn’t want to be identified by her real name in the blog so I said, “If it comes up, what shall I call you..?” She laughed and didn’t come up with anything so I said I’d call her Thumper. She said, “Nooo, don’t call me Thumper..” So of course I’m calling her Thumper.
Lynn says she totally gets the pretty thing. Knew she would.
Plus a few more. Me like comments. Me invites more comments. Me say pretty please.
There’s a story about Carol Burnett.. I’m pretty sure it’s Carol Burnett.. Anyway, it’s about when she won one of her Emmys. It was everything we’ve seen on TV – she’s in the audience and they announce the nominees, and then they announce that she’s the winner! Everyone is very happy and she goes to the stage and accepts the award and gives a very funny and loving speech to wild applause. Some days later she’s interviewed and is asked what she did after the award show. The interviewer asked if she’d gone out and celebrated in some way, maybe gone to dinner with a bunch of friends or to a party. Her answer was, “Oh no, I went home and did a load of laundry.”
Laundry.
The hardest part about celebrity, the part that for me explains all the stories about the drugs and alcohol and the fights and the sleeping around and the trashed hotel rooms, is this: the hours between the end of one gig and the beginning of the next one. When you’re up on stage you are the coolest thing going. You’re doing something that everyone wishes they could do. When you do it well and it’s a good show you have everyone’s attention. All eyes are on you. You feed off the energy of the crowd like it’s ambrosia and you give it back tenfold. It propels you to that next high note, that even better solo, that fantastic performance. At the end of that good night, that great show, you feel like you’ve just hit 100 home runs in a row. The adrenaline has been pumping so hard that you don’t even feel whatever alcohol you’ve been drinking, if you’ve even had time to drink on a night like that. The tip jar is stuffed with cash, people are jamming the stage, you hear, “Man, you guys are AWESOME!!” again and again, and you are so pumped, so psyched by the night and you’re having a blast rehashing it with your band-mates as you tear down the equipment to pack up. On nights like this there are some in the crowd who linger, watching the band tear down, listening to the banter and comments between band-mates, maybe drinking a last shot for the night with them and offering to help (help!) load out. On nights like this you’ve made it, you’re a star.
But the bartender called last call about 45 minutes ago and the lights are going out and he or she and the wait-staff are waiting for you to get the hell out so they can close up for the night and go home. It’s been one of the best nights of your freakin’ life, but for them it’s just another night of chairs to put on tables, floors to mop, broken glass to sweep up, spilled beer and alcohol to wipe down, and they want you, the band, just another bar-band to them, the hell out of the way. So you and your mates and all of your collective afterglow spill out into the parking lot with your gear and guitars, laughing and throwing the big stuff into the trailer and your own stuff into your car to take home to restring or fix up later, to be ready for the next gig at the next club. And it’s time to say good night.
And then it’s just me. In my car driving home at 2:30 or 3:00 in the morning. My ears are still ringing from the echo of loud music and cheers and applause all night but now the streets, the freeway, they’re all empty except for the odd car here and there, and me. It’s middle-of-the-night dark, three a.m. dark, and the streetlights have that hazy glow to them and it’s just me in my car. I turn on the radio and flip through channels but nothing suits. I’ve got a 20 minute (45 minute, 90 minute) drive home to a dark house, dark apartment, dark wherever I’m living. My girlfriend’s asleep or the place is empty, no one’s waiting up to hear about this fantastic night. So it’s just me. I park and gather my guitars and other stuff and bring them into the house as quietly as I can. I’m still wide awake. The adrenaline is dissipating, but I’m still awake and a bit hungry, and the house is silent around me. And it’s just me.
The next day I wake late, alone. Either I live alone or my girlfriend’s already gone to work. And it’s just another day, and I’m just another chick at home making coffee and staring at that load of laundry.
Even as a bar-band in Denver, Colorado, this is the way it can be. Plus, on those late mornings when you’re waking up and waiting for the coffee to finish brewing you’re turning on the TV and flipping through the channels (there were fewer then) and you see the latest star in his/her video singing his/her latest hit.. and it’s the dumbest, worst written piece of crap song in the world, and the video is even worse and you can’t help but wonder why the hell aren’t you famous? Why? How can that ridiculous person have a hit, a music video, and you’re playing bars in Denver, Colorado? Don’t they know how fantastic you were last night? Don’t they know how many people screamed your name last night? Don’t they know how freakin’ gooood you are??
… and the next night you’re setting up to play a wedding somewhere for people who’ve never heard of you and could care less and all they want to hear is the Beatles.
So I understand the drugs and the serial relationships and the alcohol. I am very very fortunate that A) my drug and alcohol days were behind me when I started playing rock and roll music professionally and, B) I’m just not a cheating around kinda gal. There were nights I really wished I were, and I had plenty of opportunity but, alas, I’m just not.
These days we play once a month at a club called Q’s Pub down here in Ken Caryl where we live. It’s a decent place to play as clubs go but not all that exciting really – that kind of club isn’t such a thrill anymore. However, the last gig there a few weeks ago was actually one of those stellar magic nights when everything clicked and the crowd stayed till the end and we rocked the house. It felt really good and we were all happy and I got a taste of what it used to be like… then, of course, I woke up the next morning with my daughter wanting breakfast and Valerie waiting around for me to get up so she could get to work and, if memory serves, I think her parting words as she headed down to the basement were, “Oh, and honey I’m out of clean underwear..”
Sigh. Yes, dear.